You’ve Heard of Elf on a Shelf? Now We Have Docs in a Box

I’m not making this up. You can’t make this stuff up, and why would I when these kinds of things drop into my lap? According to a piece in RealClearPolitics, the panel on The View (hey, I love you guys, but I’m not putting that on at my house. I’ve got a wife, grandkids, and dogs to think about. You’ll just have to trust RCP) were suspicious that Joe Biden, with his squeaky-clean rep and golden leg hair, would commit an offense anything remotely close to the those of which Trump stands accused. Joy Behar piped up: “You know what I think? I’ve never seen a luckier person than Donald Trump.


Just as we’re this close to getting him, somehow these documents appear!” To which Sonny Hostin replied, “Does it feel like oppo-research to you? Does it feel like the Republicans are behind it?”

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