Vice President Harris to Issue Executive Order Forcing All Americans to Watch Her Speeches

In a move that is sure to be met with widespread outrage, Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly planning to issue an executive order that would force all Americans to watch her speeches. The order is expected to go into effect on January 1, 2024, and would apply to all Americans over the age of 18.

Under the order, Americans would be required to watch all of Harris's speeches live on television, or stream them online. Failure to comply with the order would result in a fine of up to $10,000.

In a statement, Harris said that the executive order is necessary to ensure that all Americans are informed about her agenda. "I have a lot of important things to say, and I want to make sure that everyone hears them," she said. "This executive order will ensure that all Americans have the opportunity to learn about my vision for the future of our country."

Critics of the executive order have called it a "gross abuse of power" and a "violation of First Amendment rights." They argue that Americans should be free to choose whether or not they want to watch Harris's speeches, and that the government should not be forcing them to do anything they don't want to do.

However, Harris has defended the order, saying that it is necessary to protect democracy. "In today's world, there is a lot of misinformation and disinformation out there," she said. "This executive order will help to ensure that all Americans have access to the truth."

It remains to be seen whether or not Harris will actually issue the executive order. However, if she does, it is sure to be a major legal and political battle.

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