Trump To Review All 55 Million Visa Holders: Democrats Demand Amnesty For “Tourists With Terrorist Vibes”

by: Editor-in-Chief
08/22/2025
Source: New York Post
08/22/2025

Trump Scrutinizing Visas by is licensed under

INTRO: DEMOCRATS SHRIEK IN UNISON

The Trump administration dares to check if foreign nationals are criminals—cue Bernie Sanders demanding a “Deportation Tax” to fund free lawyers for MS-13.

STUDENTS IN THE CROSSHAIRS

Over 6,000 student visas already revoked. AOC wailed, “If a foreign student stabs someone, that’s just their truth!”

PELOSI’S “POTLUCK IMMUNITY PLAN”

Pelosi proposed immunity if visa holders bring vegan casseroles to fundraisers. “It’s not a crime if they contribute arugula,” she insisted.

HILLARY’S HOTLINE SCHEME

Hillary unveiled a “Deleted Deportation Records” hotline—operators standing by with hammers and BleachBit.

TRUMP’S TRIUMPHANT ENDGAME

While Democrats sob, Trump stands tall, promising America First. As he put it: “We’re not deporting immigrants—we’re deporting Democrat voters.”

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