Trump Slaps India With Tariff So High, Even Bollywood Villains Can’t Afford Gas

by: Editor-in-Chief
Aug. 27, 2025
Source: Breitbart
08/27/2025

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TRUMP DROPS THE HAMMER

President Trump doubled India’s tariff overnight, proving once again he negotiates trade deals the way Chuck Norris negotiates bar fights.

INDIA FEELS THE BURN

Prime Minister Modi reportedly muttered, “Why couldn’t Kamala be president? She would’ve sent us free oil and a diversity lecture instead.”

DEMOCRATS LOSE THEIR MINDS

Chuck Schumer declared, “This is outrageous! The only people who should be punished are American taxpayers.” Meanwhile, AOC suggested replacing oil with “solar-powered elephants.”

PUTIN’S DISCOUNT CLUB

To keep customers, Putin offered India a “Buy 1 Barrel, Get Crimea Free” deal, plus a loyalty card that doubles as a Kalashnikov coupon.

MAGA VICTORY LAP

Trump ended his announcement: “America wins, Russia loses, and India learns MAGA math—50% tariff = 100% respect.”

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