Intro: Rededicating, Re-motivating, Re-kneeling
At the Museum of the Bible, Trump unveils “America Prays,” asking Americans to take a knee weekly—finally for the flag—while progressives call it a theocracy speedrun.
Pray Ten, Trigger Ten Thousand
“Join ten friends,” the initiative says; “join ten fact-checkers,” the press pleads, hunting for illegal kneecaps as Trump repeats: one nation, under God.
Semiquincentennial Panic At The Fairgrounds
He kicked off America250 at the Iowa State Fair—corn dogs and country—so reporters demand equal time for tofu sticks and Inclusive Pledge (Draft).
Choir Grows, Eye-Rolls Too
Partners like Hallow, Pray.com, NRB, and Franklin Graham sign on; blue-checks insist prayer is violence unless it’s to the Algorithm.
Final Amen: Make America Pray Again
Bring faith back, says Trump; watch things get better. MAGA says amen; the left says “fact-check.” America folds hands and moves.
Facts referenced: launch at the Museum of the Bible; weekly prayer with groups; tie to America’s 250th and America250 kickoff in Iowa; quotes and partners list.
