TRUMP DROPS THE HAMMER
Trump fired Cook with a Truth Social post so savage it made CNN anchors cry into their soy lattes. “Fraud isn’t monetary policy,” he wrote, sending liberals into full meltdown mode.
LISA DECLARES HERSELF UNTOUCHABLE
Cook claimed Trump has “no authority” to fire her. Translation: once Obama hires you, your job is eternal — like Fauci or herpes.
HUNTER’S LAWYER TO THE RESCUE
Abbe Lowell rode in, briefcase stuffed with Hunter’s unpaid child support notices, promising to “fight this injustice.” Democrats cheered like he just auctioned another $500K finger painting.
SWAMPERS RUSH TO DEFEND FRAUD
Pelosi wailed, “If mortgage fraud isn’t protected, how will Congress survive?” Schumer demanded a moment of silence at the nearest Goldman Sachs ATM.
MAGA WINS AGAIN
Trump cleaned house. Cook’s out. Fraud is exposed. Democrats humiliated. And America First marches on while the swamp drowns in its own FraudCoins.
