Things are so bad for Zelensky, that he's now turning to the deviant sexual "dark arts" for help

Is Zelensky’s situation so dire that he’s now turning to the sadistic dark arts for help? That’s the question on many minds following the revelation that he approached Satanic “Spirt Cooker” Marina Abramović to become an ambassador for Ukraine. As a reminder, Abramović had connections to former Hillary campaign CEO John Podesta and other demonic figures.

The Guardian:

In a leaked email between Clinton’s campaign chairman, John Podesta, and his brother Tony Podesta, an invitation from Abramović is forwarded. It reads: “I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?”

The act of spirit cooking involves Abramović using pig’s blood as a way of connecting with the spiritual world, to cook up thoughts rather than food. A video of the practice shows her writing various statements with the blood, such as “with a sharp knife cut deeply into your middle finger eat the pain”.

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Ukraine by Max Kukurudziak is licensed under Unsplash unsplash.com
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