Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Lillian is currently undergoing therapy to deal with her long-held belief that all helicopters have spy tech that enables pilots to see her in the shower.
Now that Election Month 2022 is finally over, we can get back to some of our other favorite recurring topics of derision here at the Morning Briefing. I never thought I would be relieved to have a reason to write about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez again, but the midterms were a special kind of tedious.
In case you missed it, America’s Dumbest Bartender has fallen under the watchful eye of the House Ethics Committee. There is little doubt that AOC and members of her shrieking Squad are frequently on the edge of ethics violations. It’s surprising that it’s taken this long for Squeaky to dip her toes in the hot water.
