Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Wensel was coming to the painful conclusion that he was never going to be able to make a living as a Richard Simmons nightclub impersonator.
It is not at all uncommon to see the Democrats and their flying monkeys in the mainstream media spinning tall tales about hot-button issues. Their false narrative spin machine is running at full speed 24/7, after all.
There are times when it really seems as if they’re banking on virtually no one in the United States having access to the internet or news. The latest coordinated effort regarding our southern border is a real humdinger.
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