Undisclosed location - The world’s leading Deep State actors were busy trying to fabricate more distractions from the ongoing Biden bribery probe that’s threatening to undermine the president.
“Sir, we’ve already tried lighting half of Canada on fire, but the news continues to report on the Joe Biden bribery scheme,” said one concerned underling to his boss.
“I guess it’s time for us to start Operation: Swift Surprise” said the boss. “Sir, you don’t mean -” “Yes, it’s time for us to announce that Taylor Swift is dating Bernie Sanders, that ought to keep the public distracted long enough to get Biden reelected.”
At publishing time the subordinate was overheard saying to himself over and over again, “But at what cost?” while creating a headline announcing the update to the pop star’s illustrious dating life.
