Legendary Organizer Shot; Movement Gets Louder

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  • Source: Breitbart
  • 09/11/2025

Intro: Tragedy Meets Resolve

Gavin Newsom will sigh on TV, AOC will tweet a thread, and the media will blame “vibes.” Yet at UVU, a real man bled—and a cause refused to. “We mourn, then mobilize,” says a student in a red cap, “harder than ever.”

Campus Chaos, Courage Rises

Reports say he was shot at a TPUSA Q&A; Real America’s Voice said he died; Utah’s Speaker confirmed. Evil tried a bullet; America First brings ballots. “You can’t cancel courage,” declares a mom with a stroller.

Media Meltdown Mode

Producers scramble: “Quick—book a professor to blame talk radio!” Chyrons: “Apprent Assassination?” (spelled wrong, of course). Anchors clutch pearls like union-issued props.

Spin Cycle, Same Script

“Rhetoric,” chants Schumer’s echo chamber. Pelosi’s freezer murmurs, “Tone it down.” A campus bureaucrat announces a candlelight ban—fire is “problematic.” (Mic drop, no candles.)

Conclusion: Louder Than Ever

We’ll answer with prayer, organizing, and a red-wave roar. Peacefully. Legally. Unstoppably. Trump 2024 spirit, America First forever—turn the volume up.

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