The White House Press Room, Washington, DC - During her daily press conference, Biden’s Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was quick to announce that the White House was “moving on” from what she had previously described as the “worst attack on American soil since Pearl Harbor and 9/11 combined”.
A Fox News correspondent was quick to ask why the White House was so eager to move on from the January 6th protest if it was one of the worst attacks on American soil. “Shouldn’t we be digging further into what exactly happened on January 6th inside the Capitol?” said the correspondent.
“No um… it’s settled… just like The Science… we should focus on International Women’s Day instead of which Representatives stood to gain from allowing protesters into the Capitol on January 6th.” At publishing time, Jean-Pierre was reminding people that the January 6th protest was “so two years ago” and she repeatedly asked conservative news outlets to “just get over it already, jeez!”
