Washington, DC - Great news for a very select group of rich Americans in positions of power: President Joe Biden is releasing a Masterclass on how to keep your delinquent son out of federal prison!
The two part series will cover such topics as: “What to do when your son’s new girlfriend is really a Russian spy”, “How to distract from your son’s illicit drug use”, and my favorite, “Laptop do’s and don'ts.”
The long-awaited Masterclass comes on the heels of Hillary Clinton’s class covering a variety of topics like “Email Aware: when to use your personal vs. work email”, and “It should’ve been mine: how to emotionally deal with losing your rightful job of President.”
