I sneezed while watching an episode of Winnie the Pooh and now the Chinese government wants to send me to an internment camp

by: Wokelish
Nov. 30, 2022
Source: Wokelish.com
11/30/2022

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Austin, TX - Help! I just saw a pop up on my computer that the Chinese government wants to quarantine me! I sneezed while watching an episode of Winnie the Pooh and immediately got a notification that I’ve been “randomly selected” to report to a Chinese internment camp so I don’t infect anyone else.

I’ve already changed my IP address using a Virtual Private Network, but I just heard a knock on my front door and it looks like a bunch of people in hazmat suits are here to pick me up. My plan is to take my family up north to rural Nevada and live out the rest of my life as a sneezing hermit, do you think that’s a good plan?

If you don’t hear from me again, know that I didn’t go willingly to a Chinese covid internment camp. Please leave all of my earthly possessions to Tucker Carlson, and tell my family I love them.

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