FACTORIES POP UP FASTER THAN AOC’S TIKTOKS
GE is dropping billions into American plants, hiring 1,000 workers, and boosting production. Meanwhile, AOC proposed we replace factories with “solar-powered sewing circles.”
DEMOCRATS CALL IT A CRISIS
Chuck Schumer warned these new jobs might “distract voters from government handouts.” Nancy Pelosi demanded an investigation into why refrigerators are suddenly “too patriotic.”
FAKE QUOTES REVEAL THE TRUTH
“Honestly, we hate American jobs,” admitted Bernie Sanders while knitting a hammer-and-sickle scarf. “If people work, who will depend on me for free stuff?”
TRUMP VINDICATED YET AGAIN
From tariffs to toasters, Trump’s policies keep forcing companies to come home. Democrats are left with nothing but kale smoothies and canceled Zoom rallies.
MAGA MICROWAVE TRIUMPH
Bottom line: Trump made America so great that even Chinese-owned companies can’t resist investing here. Next stop—Trump 2028 microwaves that automatically reheat liberal tears.
