GATES SHOWS UP WITH VIRUSES, TRUMP SHOWS UP WITH VICTORY
Bill Gates stormed the White House like a tech-support call from 1998, babbling about “global health programs.” Trump reportedly replied, “Bill, the only virus I care about is CNN.”
DINNER THAT LASTED LONGER THAN A WINDOWS UPDATE
The two once dined for three hours — or roughly the time it takes Windows to restart after an update. Gates begged for “world leadership.” Trump demanded extra ketchup.
GLOBALISM FAILS TO INSTALL
Gates pushed his usual “save the planet” software. Trump uninstalled it immediately, citing “error: America First firewall.”
MICROSOFT MEETS MEGA-PRESIDENT
According to fake insiders, Gates asked, “How do we preserve world order?” Trump shot back: “Simple. I win elections, you fix Clippy.”
MAGA TRIUMPHS OVER MICROSOFT
At the end, Gates left with nothing but a reminder: when it comes to leadership, America doesn’t download from globalists. It runs on Trump.
