In a move that sounds more like a deleted scene from The Hunger Games than a presidential campaign, it appears that Joe Biden’s 2024 strategy is to charm voters not through actual leadership, but through the magic of TikTok dances. And guess who’s behind this brave new world of democracy-by-viral-video? None other than George Soros himself. Because, of course, why fund real policy initiatives when you can throw your billions at TikTok influencers?
Meet Biden’s Brave New “Tactic” While traditional campaigning involves, you know, addressing real issues—like inflation, border security, or how to walk up a flight of stairs without tripping—Team Biden seems to believe that the future of America lies in 30-second TikTok clips. It’s unclear whether these influencers are more skilled at breaking down policy or breaking out in dance, but hey, who needs a coherent economic plan when you’ve got influencers nailing the latest TikTok trend?
Soros: From Manipulating Markets to Memes And then there’s George Soros, the billionaire who’s seemingly been behind every left-wing movement since the dawn of time. First, it was funding woke DA’s who thought "crime is fine," and now he’s pivoting to dance challenges. This is the same guy who once bet against entire currencies but is now betting that a Gen Z influencer with purple hair can convince you that Bidenomics is working.
Instead of funding think tanks or institutions that could fix the messes they’ve made, the left’s billionaire overlord is more focused on building an army of TikTokers who believe that swaying undecided voters is as simple as nailing the latest dance challenge. Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln consulting TikTok to rally the people? Maybe Hamilton’s duel would’ve been a meme.
Influencers for…What Exactly? The so-called “influencers” aren’t exactly experts on the issues of the day either. Are they supposed to convince middle America that skyrocketing gas prices are just a temporary dance move? Or that inflation is really just a "vibe check" on your grocery bill? If you’re wondering whether this is all just one elaborate joke, you’re not alone. The fact that the future of a presidency might hang on TikTok algorithms should concern anyone who believes in the basics of leadership and governance.
Dancing Us to Disaster Let’s face it: this is what you get when your political strategy involves appealing to a generation more concerned with likes and followers than substance and results. We’ve gone from a country that put a man on the moon to one that puts "influencers" in campaign strategy meetings. Who needs real policy when you’ve got TikTok stars to tell you everything is going just fine?
But don’t worry, folks. I’m sure once Biden’s TikTok army has danced their way through the election, they’ll have plenty of time to teach all of us the one dance move we’ll all need to learn: how to cha-cha through more bad policies, rising crime, and the ongoing economic downturn.
