Biden Closes Down Government for Mental Health Day

In a stunning move, President Biden has announced that he will be closing down the entire government for a mental health day. The president, who is known for his long hours and dedication to his job, has said that he is "feeling a little burnt out" and needs to take a break.

"I've been working really hard lately," Biden said in a statement. "I've been dealing with a lot of stress, and I think it's important to take care of my mental health. I'm going to take a day off to relax and recharge."

The government shutdown will affect all non-essential services, including the Post Office, the DMV, and the National Parks. Essential services, such as the military, the police, and the fire department, will remain in operation.

The shutdown has been met with mixed reactions. Some people have praised Biden for his decision to take care of his mental health, while others have criticized him for closing down the government.

"I think it's great that Biden is taking a day off for his mental health," said one social media user. "It's important to show that even the president needs to take care of himself."

"Another government shutdown?" said another user. "Can't Biden just take a vacation like everyone else?"

The White House has said that the shutdown will only last for one day, and that the government will reopen on Wednesday. However, some experts believe that the shutdown could last longer if Biden's mental health does not improve.

"Mental health is a serious issue," said Dr. Jill Biden, a psychologist and the president's wife. "If Joe needs to take more time off, I will support him."

In the meantime, Americans are left to wonder what will happen to their government if Biden's mental health continues to decline. Will he close down the government again? Will he resign? Only time will tell.

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