Alleged Serial Pooper Defecates in Aisle Near Chelsea and Hillary Clinton at New York Theater

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  • Source: Breitbart
  • 03/21/2023

An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting alongside her daughter at the Shubert Theater in New York as they were watching a performance of Some Like it Hot.

The disgusting incident reportedly occurred prior to the show’s intermission, with sources telling Page Six it was either a one-off incident or a regular occurrence from a serial pooper.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo. The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”

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