Academia : the Wuhan Lab of lethal ideas.
Adulting : washing your dirty clothes instead of just ordering new clothes on Amazon.
Affirmative Action: : systemic racism for profit.
Allyship : the more leisurely alternative to the Allyplane
Anti-racism : systemic racism for profit.
BIPOC : gay or lesbian POC
Bae : just one letter shy of a real babe.
Binary : decidedly undecided.
Birthing person : "how mostly over-educated white (il)liberal women allow a few men to objectify all women."
Bisexual : Someone who is in all ways attracted to both guys and girls
Black Lives Matter : the insistence that black lives matter despite proof that everyone already knows all lives matter.
Call-out culture : "when your friends stand outside your window after school and scream for you to come out and play then call you a wuss when your mom won’t let you."
Cancel culture : When the left doesn’t approve of your politically incorrect position and they destroy your career.
Cis-normative : mangled attempt to simplify not-LGBTTQQIAAP.
Cisgender : the original gender identity
Consensual non-monogamy : just wait till your wife finds out!
Critical Race Theory : The practice of teaching children that racism was their grandparent’s fault and that they should be ashamed for being white.
Cultural appropriation : unauthorized flattery.
Dead name : Transgender birth name
Democracy : what the ruling elite must first destroy in order to save.
Diversity : where everyone looks different but thinks the same.
Drag king/queen : a person that cross dresses for performance in an exaggerated form
Education : indoctrination
Election Day : the most important election of our lifetime, which will SAVE DEMOCRACY... will have results in a few days
Entitlements : table scraps left over after the ruling elite gorge themselves.
Femtech : niche products relentlessly marketed to more than 50 percent of the population.
Follow the science : a religious call to action invoked when actual science refuses to cooperate.
Free speech : only if you agree with me.
Gay : when one a person is attracted to the same gender
Gender affirming care : "gentler kinder castration."
Gender binary : The fact that there are only two genders
Gender fluid : what your gender studies professor spits up when she chokes on her own pronouns.
Gender spectrum : Like the rainbow but uses liberal gender terms
Great Reset : what you get when you press Hillary Clinton’s big red reset button.
Green New Deal : what results when you combine the Yellow and Blue New Deals.
Herstory : Ignoring Latin roots is very progressive, so instead of using a word that means “to investigate” or “to inquire” we made a fun word that means “her story”. Because why learn from history when we can repeat it?
Heteronormativity : someone who follows a society's gender whether they're not really straight and are fearing they won't fit in
Hunter Biden's Laptop : A computer with absolutely no incriminating evidence on it. Believe the mainstream media, this is just a Russian disinformation campaign. Distract yourself with children's drag show performances.
Identity politics : Group of people that form political alliances that arent the norm
Implicit bias : bias no one knows they have until a racist is paid to tell them they have it.
Inclusive : "all expenses paid (sorry couldn’t resist the temptation)."
Indigenous People : People share an ancestral tie to a certain area where they lived
Indoctrination : education.
Inflation : A period of two three or more quarters of negative gross domestic product growth in a row.
Intersectional : when different types of "oppression" are linked together
Intersectionality : where everyone comes together whether they like it or not but no one wants to live.
LGBTQ-inclusive : a modifier invoked only when you need to exclude everything else.
LGBTTQQIAAP : mangled attempt to define non-cis-normative.
Latinx : The act of forcing an inherently gendered language (Spanish) to be gender neutral, thereby confusing every hispanic person on the planet.
Marginalization : when margin notes become the main story.
Micro-aggression : "too small to see but powerful enough to tyrannize all of academia most Fortune 100 corporations and the entire Democratic Party."
Minor-attracted person : A person who self-identifies as a pedophile.
Misgender : who sits next to Mr. Gender?
Mostly peaceful : exceedingly violent.
Mostly-peaceful protests : The idea that burning down entire cities is fine as long as you do it in the name of Social Justice.
Oppression : a tool used by the left to make anyone feel like a victim, but only if you identify as the right race/gender/ethnicity.
Pandemic Amnesty : Demanding forgiveness for locking Americans in their homes, destroying their businesses, relentlessly shaming, forcing face diapers on people and our children, and mandating experimental MRNA Vaccines
Pansexual : "someone with the hindquarters legs and horns of a goat and an Ivy League diploma."
Performative Activism : Activism that is done to increase one's social capital rather than because of one's devotion to a cause
Period Dignity Officer : making a bloody mess out of everything.
Pronoun : a formerly amateur noun.
Queer theory : functions to complicate existing academic frameworks, and conceptions of social relations, by deconstructing the dominant, heteronormative structures undergirding extant scholarship -- whatever that means.
Queerbaiting : when straight men or women pretend to be gay and flirt with people of the same sex as a joke
Recession : a dent on the rear bumper of an EV.
Reimagine : the warning shots of class warfare.
Religion : politicized science.
Representation : Depiction of groups of people or conceptions on social media
Safe space : "where the elite children of elite parents go to avoid free speech for only $80000 a year."
Science : politicized religion.
Sl*t shame : When you shame someone for the way they act sexually.
Systemic oppression : mistreatment of a social group
Systemic racism : the DNA of the Democratic Party.
Toxic Masculinity : the idea that REAL men need to be strong and that showing emotion is a sign of weakness
Transformative : massive systemic modification designed to satisfy only the smallest statistical constituency.
Transgender : the best reason to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Transitioning : the process of being red-pilled after the mugging.
Transphobia : fear of the trans mob.
Trigger warning : what mostly peaceful protesters issue right before they pull the trigger.
Two-spirit : one spirit plus one spirit.
Unconscious bias : the idea that you can be racist in your subconscious, meaning all of us are racists without meaning to be.
White fragility : systemic racism for profit.
White privilege : "character flaw that infects mostly over-educated elite white (il)liberals when they try to convert non-racist working class whites into racist working class whites."
White rage : what elite white (il)liberals and five-star generals are full of when they describe working class whites.
White supremacy : what remains when the last black man has no rhythm and can’t jump.
Whitewash : attempt to conclude certain facts about someone or something
Woke : being too emotionally connected to a social issue
Wokeness : "the missionary religion of classism preached by mostly white mostly affluent mostly self-loathing (il)liberal secularists."
