World Health Organization warns of virus deadlier than the Coronavirus… turns out it’s just the seasonal flu

Vienna, Austria - At a recent meeting of the World Health Organization in Vienna, health experts were keen to warn the world about a new global epidemic that they were calling “ten times more deadly than the coronavirus”, but it turns out it’s just the common flu. 

One of the speakers was quick to point out that, “in the US alone, more than 34,000 people die from this infectious disease every year, and we’re worried that the numbers will only go up now that we’re not counting those deaths as coronavirus deaths.” 

Another health expert was heard talking about global impact of the influenza virus, saying, “every year more than 400,000 people around the world die as a result of the common flu, and we’d like to use that to our advantage by advocating for the entire global economy to be needlessly shut down again to prevent a common illness.” 

At publishing time, several global health leaders were overheard saying how this is “like Coronavirus but way, way more serious because it actually poses a threat to children” and that they think world leaders would be keen to destroy their local economies in an effort to protect children and the elderly by mandating vaccines.

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