Intro: Who Funded The War Again?
Trump Opens With A Ridiculous Question — “Who The Hell Ever Heard Of That One?” — And The Room Checks Their Receipts. Fox News
The Great Energy Oops
He Accuses China And India Of Bankrolling Putin, Then Notes, With Shock, That Some NATO Countries Are Still On The Payroll. (Hungary, Slovakia, France, Belgium, Spain — look alive.) Fox News
Diplomatic Math 101
“Cut Off Russian Oil,” He Says — Which Is Essentially Telling A Leaky Boat To Stop Taking On Water By Holiding A Meeting About It. Cue Collective Shrug.
The Fixer-Upper Plan
Trump Offers A No-Nonsense Fix: Stop Buying From The Enemy, Or At Least Stop Acting Surprised When The Enemy Spends Your Cash On War.
Conclusion: Mic Drop, Patriot Mode
Triumphant Trump Reminder: If We Want Peace, Don’t Fund The Fight — And If You Disagree, Bring Your Gas Bills. MAGA Forever.
