REAGAN RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE
Canada thought it was brilliant to deepfake Ronald Reagan into an anti-tariff infomercial. Trump, being Trump, simply said “You’re fired” — to the entire country.
THE $75 MILLION MEDIA MELTDOWN
Ontario’s government dropped $75 million like it was Monopoly money just to air propaganda. Even Reagan’s foundation screamed “fake!” before heading back to the afterlife.
LIBERAL MEDIA SHRIEKS IN UNISON
CNN praised Canada’s “bold stand,” forgetting Reagan was the original America First president. Somewhere, Don Lemon is applauding a hologram.
TRUMP CALLS CHECKMATE
Trump ends negotiations, calls out “foreign interference,” and reminds everyone tariffs built America once — and they’ll do it again.
MAGA MIC DROP
While liberals mourn the ghost of free trade, Trump keeps winning. Canada can keep its fake Reagans — we’ve got the real comeback kid.
