President Biden meets with trans activist to discuss best way to burn taxpayer money

The White House Oval Office - Sitting in front of a giant, flaming pile of money, President Joe Biden asked trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, “Hey Jack - do you think this is enough help trans folks?” Correcting the president on their pronouns, Mulvaney said that no amount of money being lit on fire would be enough to support gender affirming care in America. 

“Mr. President, there is simply no limit to the amount of money I’d be willing to burn in order to confuse children about their genders,” said Mulvaney, who gained fame from documenting their transition on TikTok. “Even if we only irreparably damage one young person’s reproductive organs, it’ll all be worth it,” continued Dylan. 

At the end of the interview, the president reiterated his support for the controversial practice of “gender affirming” care. While there is no price tag attached to the trans healthcare agenda, it should be noted that inflation in the U.S. is at a 41 year high. It remains to be seen how funding gender transitioning surgeries would address America’s economic needs.



 
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