Washington, DC - Hunter Biden read on his crack-covered iPad that Steve Bannon had been sentenced to 4 months in prison for ignoring a Congressional subpoena. As he exhaled crack cocaine, Hunter Biden was seen showing the story to his female companion. Bystanders at the bus stop (a favorite hangout of Hunter Biden’s) reported that the former board member of Barisma could be seen pumping his fists and saying, “Brah, so glad I’ve never been subpoenaed before.”
“I mean, can you imagine what they’d do and say about me if I was Trump’s son? I’d be in deep [expletive], man,” said Hunter. Steve Bannon, a prominent Donald Trump ally, was taking his sentencing in stride on Friday. "The Biden administration ends on the evening of November 8th... Merrick Garland will be removed from office,” said Bannon after leaving the courthouse where he was sentenced.
Not only will Bannon have the ability to remain free while he appeals the court’s decision, but there is strong evidence that the appeal will work and he will not face prison time. The ruling comes just a few weeks before the pivotal midterm elections, so it looks as if the Biden administration is targeting allies of Trump in a political move meant to hurt the GOP.
