Once upon a time, there was a ventriloquist named Kamala Harris. She was a very skilled ventriloquist, and she had a dummy named Joe Biden. Harris and Biden were the best of friends, and they went everywhere together.
One day, Harris and Biden were performing at the White House. Harris was telling jokes, and Biden was laughing hysterically. The audience was loving the show.
Suddenly, Harris stopped telling jokes and turned to Biden. "Joe," she said, "I have a question for you."
"Yes, Kamala?" Biden replied.
"What do you think about the state of the country?" Harris asked.
Biden thought for a moment. "Well, Kamala," he said, "I think the country is in a bit of a mess. The economy is bad, and there's a lot of division among the people."
"I agree," Harris said. "But I think we can fix things. We can work together to make the country better."
"I believe we can too," Biden said. "We're the United States of America. We can do anything we set our minds to."
The audience applauded, and Harris and Biden continued with their show.
After the show, Harris and Biden were walking back to their hotel when they were stopped by a reporter.
"Excuse me," the reporter said, "but I have a question for you, Vice President Biden."
"Yes?" Biden replied.
"What do you think about the fact that Vice President Harris is your ventriloquist?" the reporter asked.
Biden smiled. "I think it's great," he said. "Kamala is a very talented ventriloquist, and she makes me look good."
"But don't you feel like you're just a puppet?" the reporter asked.
"Of course not," Biden said. "Kamala and I are a team. We work together to make the country better."
The reporter nodded and walked away.
