Musk Flips Table Over Tax Cuts, Misses The Fact He Pays None
Elon, who once lit up Twitter celebrating free speech and flamethrowers, suddenly morphed into a budget hawk with the passion of a vegan protesting bacon. “Shame on those who voted for this!” he cried, before boarding a Gulfstream fueled by tax credits.
Calls It ‘Pork-Filled’—While Sitting On $5 Billion Of Government Bacon
Musk, whose empires were practically baptized in subsidy gravy, is now repulsed by “pork.” Critics say this is like a Kardashian denouncing selfies. “This bill is outrageous,” Elon posted from a Neuralink pod with CNN streaming in the background.
Trump Unbothered, Says: ‘Thanks For The Free Ad, Elon’
Sources say Trump didn’t flinch. “If Musk doesn’t like lower taxes, stronger borders, and ending Biden’s misery tour, he’s welcome to vote for AOC,” said a top aide while crafting a new executive order titled: Make Elon Sad Again.
Conclusion: MAGA Doesn’t Need Silicon Valley Blessings—We’ll Build Without Batteries
As Musk wails about pork and tweets from taxpayer-funded satellites, the MAGA crowd just shrugs. Real patriots want secure borders, cheaper gas, and leaders who don’t glitch out during budget season.
