BOLTON’S KARMA DELIVERS EXPRESS SHIPPING
Bolton, who leaked more secrets than a TikTok teen, finally got his Amazon Prime delivery of justice. The same FBI that once worshipped his every anti-Trump whisper now raided his Maryland mansion faster than Hillary deletes emails.
FROM WARHAWK TO WHISTLEBLOWER TO WHOOPS
Apparently, Bolton “accidentally” shared defense info with relatives. Maybe he thought classified files were stocking stuffers.
CNN CALLS IT A “MISUNDERSTOOD MUSTACHE INCIDENT”
Anonymous CNN sources claim Bolton’s stash of documents was “decorative.” Nancy Pelosi suggested he was “expressing his truth.”
DEEP STATE EATS ITS YOUNG
The globalist elite love Bolton when he’s throwing darts at Trump. But the moment he fumbles an email, boom — they drop him faster than Biden drops a sentence.
TRUMP GRINS FROM MAR-A-LAGO
While Bolton faces the music, Trump’s sipping Diet Coke and saying, “Told ya so.” America First wins again — the swamp devours itself, and the mustache finally meets its match.
