Trump Orders Probe of Critical Mineral Imports, Dominated by China

Trump Launches Mineral Probe—China Panics as MAGA Plans to Dig Its Own Rocks

President Trump has ordered a 180-day investigation into America’s over-reliance on foreign critical minerals—aka, “Why Are We Buying Our National Security from China?”

For decades, globalists handed China the keys to the mineral kingdom, letting them dominate the supply of rare earths, uranium, and other essentials. Now, Trump’s saying: “No thanks, we’ll mine it ourselves.”

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick will lead the probe, which basically asks: How dumb were we to let China corner the market on the stuff that powers our tanks, tech, and toasters?

China’s already sweating. Trump’s digging into their grip on global minerals, and for once, the CCP’s not the one doing the drilling.

America First means mineral independence—and Trump’s breaking rocks to make it happen.


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