Trump Dumps Greene Endorsement, Accuses Her of Complaining—Finally Gets Anti-Complaints Squad

[MAR-A-LAGO, FL] — In what insiders are describing as “the anti-complaint pivot,” Donald Trump announced he is withdrawing his “support and endorsement” of Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. His rationale: “All she does is complain, complain, complain!”

In a lengthy post to his platform of choice, Trump listed his own supposed achievements—closed borders, low taxes, stopping eight wars, record investments—and contrasted them with Greene’s new hobby: “constant moaning.”

Greene fired back, posting allegedly incriminating text messages about the Jeffrey Epstein files, declaring: “He’s going after me to scare all the other Republicans before the vote!” 

Political analysts say Trump’s move signals that whining is now politically toxic. One commentator observed: “It’s no longer about loyalty or policy; it’s about the tone of your post.” Meanwhile, Greene reportedly has drafted a “Whiners for America” coalition, complete with neon-pink protest signs reading “Stop the Complaints Cult!”

Greene claimed her removal of endorsement stemmed from her upset that Trump didn’t return her phone calls, after she said she had supported him “too much.” Trump responded: “I can’t take a ranting lunatic’s call every day. I have 219 Congresspeople, 52 Senators, nearly 200 countries to lead—and a golf game!”

Final punchline: Indeed, the new litmus test for political relevance seems not policy or patriotism—but noise level. If you complain louder than “Total & Complete Victory on the Shutdown,” you’re out.

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