Washington, DC - Following the news that Bernie Sanders was considering a 2024 presidential run, Hillary Clinton consulted the Ghost of Campaigns Past to inquire if she should dust off her old 2016 campaign posters.
“Hill dog, I gotta tell you, I’m a sentient embodiment of your subconscious, and even I know your chance to be the first female president has come and gone,” said the Ghost of Campaigns Past. “I’m covered in chains and am perpetually haunting people as they sleep, and I have a better chance at getting the Democratic nomination than you.”
The Ghost of Campaigns Past was seen smoking a cigarette outside of Clinton’s apartment shortly after their meeting. The Ghost was allegedly muttering to itself, “She just doesn’t know when to stop, it’s like the Golden Goose, she just can’t stay away from the campaign trail.”
