THE LAWSUIT MUSICAL
Illinois sued the administration calling the move illegal and unconstitutional — and the courtroom response was, “We’ll wait until Thursday to emotionally commit.”
TROOPS ON A TIMELINE
About 200 Texas Guardsmen reportedly en route and 300 Illinois troops training — nothing like a surprise guest list to liven up city hall.
A WAR ZONE… OR A P.R. MOVE?
Trump called Chicago a “war zone” as officials called it politics; meanwhile federal prosecutors also announced a bizarre $10,000 murder-for-hire charge, because 2025 needs plot twists.
ORDER, LAW, AND CAMPAIGN LORE
Whether court, convoy, or column—everyone’s planting stakes for the next campaign ad. And if chaos sells, consider Chicago promoted. MAGA wins the billboard.
