China halts Boeing deliveries as trade war with US intensifies

In yet another meltdown from the People’s Republic of Butthurt, China has ordered its airlines to halt all Boeing aircraft deliveries—a not-so-clever retaliation against President Trump’s epic 145% tariff hammer on Chinese imports.

Xi Jinping, who’s been getting schooled by Trump’s America First playbook since Day One, thought this move would rattle the U.S. economy. Instead, it just proves China can’t compete unless they’re allowed to cheat.

This isn’t a strategy—it’s the equivalent of flipping the Monopoly board because you're losing and out of hotels. For decades, China bled America dry with lopsided trade, stolen tech, and zero accountability.

Now, Trump’s back, slapping tariffs like it’s 2018 and daring globalists to whine harder. Boeing? They’ll be just fine. Unlike China, the U.S. actually has allies and innovation.

China can throw tantrums. Trump delivers results. America leads, MAGA wins.

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