Warren Now Says Biden Was “Sharp” in the Same Way a Balloon Is “Pointy”

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  • Source: Blaze Media
  • 04/22/2025

Senator Elizabeth Warren has officially revoked her 2024 statement that Joe Biden was “sharp and on his feet,” now claiming she meant it “emotionally,” not mentally.

Pressed by reporters, Warren explained, “Look, when I said he was sharp, I was referring to his ability to remember… he’s the president. That’s it. That’s the sentence.”

She then insisted “on his feet” meant Biden was technically standing during one campaign stop—“With assistance, of course.”

The DNC is now distributing a new talking point: “Cognitive decline is a spectrum.”

Meanwhile, Trump just smiled, shook his very stable genius head, and said, “Told you.”

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