Trump Honors Pope, Left Still Throws Tantrum

In a move that left mainstream media outlets scrambling for a negative spin, President Donald J. Trump ordered all U.S. flags to fly at half-staff to honor the passing of Pope Francis. Despite their past differences, Trump described the Pope as “a good man” during the White House Easter Egg Roll, adding, “He loved the world, and it’s an honor to do that.” 

Critics were quick to question the sincerity of Trump's tribute, pointing to previous tensions between the two leaders. Notably, Pope Francis had once compared Trump's immigration policies to those of King Herod.

However, supporters argue that Trump's gesture reflects a commitment to honoring global religious figures, regardless of past disagreements. Vice President JD Vance, who met with the Pope shortly before his passing, expressed his condolences, highlighting the Pope's impact on millions worldwide.

As flags across the nation were lowered, the media's focus remained on dissecting Trump's motives rather than acknowledging the bipartisan respect for the late pontiff.

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