Nashville, TN - Ben Shapiro was reportedly very excited to launch The Daily Wire’s newest line of conservative-branded bathroom necessities. “Folks, this is going to be a huge day!” said Ben into a microphone as he started his podcast for the morning. “Today’s episode is brought to you by Jeremy’s Razors, Jeremy’s Chocolate, and we’re launching a red, white, and blue toothpaste to celebrate your patriotism.”
“Folks, if you’re tired of the mainstream media pushing their LGBTQ+ agenda on you, be it through inclusive bathrooms or trans-colored toothpaste, then we have the product for you.” said Ben as he gave a thumbs up to his producers in the background.
“Now that Crest has shown their cowardice and bent the knee to the woke mob, we decided to stand up for life and liberty… by putting out a toothpaste that’s as sleepy as Uncle Joe Biden,” said Ben as he laughed at his own joke.
