Washington, DC - Following a bombshell report that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wanted to, “punch [Donald Trump] out,” during the January 6th Capitol Hill protest, the Ultimate Fighter Championship announced that they will be adding the Trump-Pelosi bout to their next UFC event, scheduled on October 22nd.
“Yea, America is definitely going to tune in for this one,” said Dana White, owner and promoter for the UFC. “To be perfectly honest, I think Trump will win by KO in the first round. I mean, he has a great background in WWE wrestling, so his ground game is pretty strong,” Mr. White continued. The Speaker of the House was seen shadow boxing while walking to her Ways and Means Committee meeting on Tuesday.
“You wouldn’t believe it, America,” said President Donald Trump when asked about how he’ll fair against Speaker Pelosi. “I’m going to wipe the floor with her, Crazy Nancy doesn’t stand a chance against my powerful man-hands.” The event, held at the the Etihad Arena in Abu Dhabi, is sure to draw a large crowd from international audiences and will be mandatory viewing for United States citizens.
