Nancy Pelosi says she really relates to Jordan Belfort after watching The Wolf of Wall Street on Blu-ray DVD

Washington, DC - “Wow, this guy’s a genius, look at all the money he’s making,” said the former Speaker of the House of Representatives while she was relaxing and watching the hit Martin Scorsese film, The Wolf of Wall Street on Tuesday.

Nancy Pelosi, who has amassed a fortune from her trading on Wall Street, said that she related to the principal character in the film, Jordan Belfort, not because of his shady business practices, but because he was so cool and hip. 

“I mean, he just told off the FBI. I can’t even do that in front of cameras. This guy rocks!” continued Rep. Pelosi as her husband gave an interview about his attack to MSNBC in the next room.



 
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