College Park, Maryland, Mayor Patrick Wojahn was arrested on Thursday for 40 counts of child pornography possession and 16 counts of child pornography distribution, immediately resigning as Mayor after the charges were announced.
“While this investigation does not involve any official city business of any kind, it is in the best interests of our community that I step aside,” said the Democrat former mayor.
It should come as no surprise that Wojahn made many visits to the Biden White House and considered Department of Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg his personal mentor.
“I actually met Mayor Pete Buttigieg shortly after I was elected mayor in 2015. I went to the U.S. Conference of Mayors’ Winter Meeting in D.C. in January, and he was assigned to be my buddy,” Wojahn said.
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