Mobile, AL - Area dad John Johnston was adamant at the townhall meeting that the U.S. government should not ban g*s powered stoves. “Now what am I going to say when I fix the breaker in the garage?” asked Johnston to the liberal City Council members.
“Why not just say ‘Now we’ve dramatically improved this situation?’” replied a City Council member. “Well… where’s the fun in that, man? I want a jovial colloquialism to express my gratitude to a situation improving. Traditionally, ‘we’re cooking with gas’ is a great way to make my feelings known.” said John Johnston in response.
“Mr. Johnston, this is a place of governance, saying the word g*s is not permitted on the premises, we’re going to have to take you away sir.” Mr. Johnston was heard yelling, “I’m sorry, I thought this was America!” as he was hauled off by guards to Free Speech Jail.
