Insanity Wrap: Barney the Dinosaur Is Getting Rebooted... With an Excruciating Twist

If you were a single twentysomething like me when Barney the Dinosaur launched in the ’90s, the very mention of his name was cringe-inducing.


And that song… that song. Even now, as a mellowed fiftysomething with kids… that song still brings the cringe.

But you know what? Barney wasn’t all that bad. Yes, the costumes were goofy and the acting and scripts were not exactly Oscar-worthy. In the end, though, there was a friendly guy in a child-friendly costume, giving out hugs and unconditional love.

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