Comey Pleads Not Guilty, Promises To Teach Courtroom How To Spell “Crossfire Hurricane”

by: Editor-in-Chief
10/08/2025
Source: Fox News
10/08/2025

James Comey by is licensed under Wokelish

Intro: Courtroom Cameo

Comey Arrives, Pleads Not Guilty, And Reminds Everyone He’s Still The Most Familiar Man In Any Room.

The Charge Sheet Musical

The Indictment Says He Allegedly Lied About Authorizing An Anonymous Source — Which Sounds Like A Plot Twist Written By A Bureaucrat.

Crossfire Hurricane 2.0

Prosecutors Say He Obstructed A Congressional Investigation Into The Very Storm He Named; Meteorologists Report Confusion.

Family Cameo, Dramatic Entrance

Wife And Daughter Spotted Waiting In Line, Providing The Emotional B-Roll Every Legal Drama Needs.

Conclusion: Justice, With A Side Of Spin

He Swears He’s Innocent; The DOJ Swears No One Is Above The Law — And America Watches The Season Finale. MAGA-Friendly Truth: Let The Facts Land Where They May.

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