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In a stunning turn of events, the 2024 presidential election has taken an unexpected twist: it’s become so uneventful that even counting sheep would be more exciting. The culprit behind this election ennui? None other than the President himself – or should we say, the forgetful contender-in-chief, Joe Biden. Read More.

The share of voters who say they have high interest in the 2024 election has hit a nearly 20-year low at this point in a presidential race, according to the latest national NBC News poll, with majorities holding negative views of both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Read More.

In a stunning turn of events, Democratic Senator Cordelia Bloom, once a vocal advocate for open borders, has had an epiphany that's as timely as it is tragic. After years of championing liberal immigration policies, the gruesome death of her own staffer, Timothy Jenkins, has prompted her to rethink her stance. But rather than taking responsibility for her own advocacy, she's pointing the finger at the policies of the Trump era. Read More.

This move is right on brand for a Democrat. Read More.

In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has reportedly expressed his frustration over the nationwide shortage of coloring books Read More.

In a bizarre and jaw-dropping incident, a Florida man found himself in hot water after attempting to tie the knot with not one, but several alligators residing in the murky depths of the Everglades Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, migrants flooding into the United States have been spotted demanding more freebies, claiming that the already generous assistance isn't sufficient to sustain their lavish lifestyles of doing absolutely nothing. Read More.

The program will provide six months of free housing, food assistance, workforce training and more to the approximately 1,000 migrants currently in the city’s shelter system as they await auth… Read More.

In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing (or crying), President Joe Biden has unveiled his secret weapon for securing victory in the upcoming election: inviting aliens... and not the extraterrestrial kind. Read More.

Proof postive? Read More.

In a recent, eyebrow-raising development, President Joe Biden has found himself tangled in a web of scrutiny, all thanks to a humble piece of paper. Yes, you heard it right—a piece of paper, or as some would have you believe, the elusive cheat sheet. Read More.

The commander-in-cheat? Read More.

In an unexpected twist that has left scientists scratching their heads and the public spinning (quite literally), it appears that climate change is now officially passé. Yes, you read that right. Move over rising sea levels and extreme weather patterns, because the Earth has decided to step up its game, quite literally. Read More.

The planet is headed towards what one expert called a "negative leap second." Read More.