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In a stunning declaration that has left many scratching their heads, a group of college professors has boldly stated that men are no longer necessary in today's society Read More.

In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and democracy advocates clutching their constitutions, President Joe Biden has declared himself the undisputed monarch of the United States, rendering the quaint practice of ballot counting utterly irrelevant. Read More.

The proposed reforms center on dealing with the explosion of absentee/mail-in voting, which surged 131 percent in Covid-stained 2020. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, renowned economist and former Nobel laureate, Dr. Milton Monopoly, has publicly confessed to getting absolutely everything wrong throughout his entire career. The revelation comes decades after he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in Economics for his groundbreaking theories on wealth distribution and market dynamics. Read More.

Angus Deaton has been an economist for over fifty years. He's still rethinking his views. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden reportedly woke up this morning with a newfound resolve: to lie every single day for the rest of his life. Or so we thought. As it turns out, Biden’s alleged epiphany is not exactly groundbreaking news – it's just another day in the White House. Read More.

I, like an awful lot of people in this audience, was the first in my family to go to college and watched my dad struggle ... Read More.

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In a shocking turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled a groundbreaking immigration policy: from now on, only felons will be allowed to enter the United States. This bold move has left many scratching their heads, wondering if the White House has decided to take the term "criminal justice reform" to a whole new level. Read More.

In an absolutely bewildering turn of events, a member of the National Guard has been caught red-handed smuggling an illegal immigrant across the border. His reason? He needed a new gardener. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, the state of his lawn was so dire that he decided the best course of action was to break the law. Read More.

“If the allegations are true, the accused is a traitor and criminal.” Read More.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, a Florida man has announced his bid for the presidency in the upcoming election. Read More.

In a bizarre turn of events, the neighborhood's resident Karen, Karen Smith, has declared Joe Biden to be the long-awaited savior of humanity. Ignoring the eye rolls and stifled chuckles from her neighbors, Karen passionately extolled the virtues of the 46th President of the United States, fervently believing that he holds the key to solving all of society's woes. Read More.

Ya gotta love instant karma! Read More.

In what can only be described as a colossal misunderstanding, President Joe Biden announced today that the United States would be declaring war on a country as part of an April Fools' Day joke gone horribly awry. The President, with a mischievous grin and a wink, assured the American people that it was all in good fun and that everyone would have a good laugh once the punchline was revealed. Read More.