Following a recent uptick in cases in a red state, public health activists who spent the last four years in biohazard suits have suddenly remembered the existence of the MMR vaccine, lamenting that it can’t be administered via mail-in ballot.
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In a courageous defense of the status quo, Senate Democrats blocked a radical bill that would have forced politicians to pay for their own political polling instead of using your money.
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After years of demanding the government dismantle every successful company, the media class is suddenly concerned about antitrust laws now that their own media conglomerates are in the crosshairs. A crisis of conscience, or just a crisis of portfolio?
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Governor Gavin Newsom bravely warns the nation about the dangers of Donald Trump, all while expertly managing California's transition into a vibrant, post-apocalyptic paradise.
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Just as the leaves begin their seasonal change, experts have noted the cyclical return of the nation's most predictable political climate event: the Pre-Election End of Democracy Panic.
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In a move that has baffled Beltway insiders, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is pioneering a new form of electoral influence: the 'aspirational endorsement.' Because why back a winner when you can make a point?
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In a stunning display of intellectual courage, the National Book Awards has unveiled a list of finalists who exclusively hold opinions already popular in urban coffee shops and university faculty lounges.
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Special Counsel Jack Smith's weekend attire has confirmed what we all knew: he is a deeply impartial public servant with very normal, not-at-all-politically-charged fashion choices.
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