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White House Says Economy Is Thriving After Americans Learn To Eat Optimism
Administration officials insist inflation is imaginary, groceries are affordable, and hunger is simply a mindset problem. Read More.
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Trump Announces Venezuelan Government Will Now Be Run Entirely On TikTok Dances
After capturing Maduro, the White House reveals its bold new plan: diplomacy through viral choreography and justice through duet challenges. Read More.
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Ohio Governor Cheers “Fraud: The Cost of Doing Business” As New Economic Policy
Ohio officially adopts fraud as economic stimulus — coming soon to a DMV near you! Read More.
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Venezuelan “Peace Talks” Offer Includes Free Oil, Double-Dipping Sanctions, and Possibly Tacos
Maduro invites Trump to peace talks on narcotrafficking and oil — because nothing says diplomacy like swapping crude for cooperation. Read More.
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Supreme Court Chief Justice Reassures Nation Constitution Is “Firm & Unshaken” Before Next Blockbuster Decision
Roberts channels Coolidge, calming the masses while secretly waiting for popcorn-worthy rulings. Read More.
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Georgia Legend Marjorie Taylor Greene Declares War on “Lying” MAGA Commentator in Civilizational Showdown
MTG accuses conservative commentator of treachery, sparking epic internecine culture clash on the right. Read More.
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White House Announces New Press Secretary Fluent in Gaslighting and Eye-Rolling
The administration unveils a press secretary specially trained to dismiss reality, reframe failure, and scold Americans for noticing. Read More.
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Trump’s “America First Foreign Concierge Service” Replaces Career Ambassadors
Trump’s purge of diplomats turns global diplomacy into a personal travel concierge package, complete with MAGA flags and tiny bottles of hand sanitizer. Read More.
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Trump’s 2026 Foreign Policy: ‘Why Not Israel Prize AND Putin Phone Call?’ Critics Say It’s Just Too Generously Confusing
In a dazzling display of bipartisan head-scratching, Trump gets ready to meet Zelensky after snagging the Israel Prize — and the world collectively asks, “Huh?” Read More.
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Minnesota Gov Announces New ‘Fraudland’ Theme Park to Celebrate $9B in State Budget ‘Oversight
In a stunning budget twist, Minnesota reveals a fraud-themed amusement park — complete with rides funded by fraud. Read More.
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Media Declares Border Crisis Over After Renaming It “Unplanned Tourism”
Officials and pundits celebrate bold linguistic victory as chaos continues, but now sounds compassionate and properly approved by experts. Read More.
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White House Announces Climate Plan Requiring Weather To Be More Cooperative
Officials unveil sweeping new climate initiative demanding storms, heat waves, and winters comply with federal equity guidelines by 2030. Read More.
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Media Assures Americans Inflation Is Over, Prices Just Practicing Mindfulness
Experts explain groceries aren’t expensive — consumers are simply too attached to outdated numbers and affordable living Read More.
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Walz Declares JD Vance “White Supremacist,” Claims It’s Just Good Holiday Cheer
Minnesota’s governor spreads Christmas joy by redefining terms, proves politics now more festive than language itself. Read More.
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University Appoints DEI Champion — Conservatives Still Confused
Administration insists ‘DEI’ now stands for ‘Definitely Extremely Indispensable.’ Read More.
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