Albuquerque, NM - The nation’s semi truck drivers were in uproar this weekend following the popular alcoholic beverage maker, Anheuser-Busch, partnering with a transgender Tik Tok influencer to sell more Bud Light.
One trucker at the “Rally to restore my good good beer” was quoted as saying, “Now don’t get me wrong, we truckers are an accepting bunch, and we have nothing against this trans fellow, but where is the representation for people who actually drink a cold, refreshingly light lager made in the USA?”
Another truck driver chimed in, “What am I supposed to do? Become one of those insufferable people who drinks IPAs and says they like the smell of used books?” At publishing time several truck drivers had agreed that their new alcoholic drink of choice would now be Mike’s Hard Lemonade. “We’ve also come to the conclusion that either Mel Gibson or Hulk Hogan would be a perfect spokesperson for our new campaign.”
